gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
tell me about the eggs
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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