Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
tell me about the fingering
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