wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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