Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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