I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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