Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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