I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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