I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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