Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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