I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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