Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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