Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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