I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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