She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
