You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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