No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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