in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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