I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
In other news, I just burned my penis
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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