a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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