yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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