he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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