The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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