i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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