we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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