I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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