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say what?
wanna hang out?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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