I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
DRUNK COOKIES
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