i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
