so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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