I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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