I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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