I wish I could punch you in the face.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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