saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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