I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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