i just google imaged poop.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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