if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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