hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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