At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
