just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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