Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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