I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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