therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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