i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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