if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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