She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he fucked my hip out of place.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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