I want to stick my p in your. b.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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