There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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