Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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