Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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