curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.