TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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