i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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