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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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