you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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