Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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