1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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