People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I got inside last night via doggy door
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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