Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
bring money and cleavage
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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